i’ve finally found the one picture that completely describes my entire life 

teeessss:

Do I sound mad?
Well I guess I’m a little pissed
Every action has a point
Five points make a fist
You close ‘em
You swing ‘em
It hurts when it hits
And the truth can be a bitch
But if the boot fits
I got an idea
You should get a tattoo that says “Warning”
That’s all, just a warning
So the potential victim
Can take a left and safe breath
And avoid you
Sober and upset in the morning.

princess-samm:

Winnie the Pooh is always relevant 

desperateforthewest:

I find a lot of very weird girls on okcupid. Most of them like cats.